Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Seniors - Count Your Blessings

Being a Senior Citizen Means
l.  In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

2.  There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

3.  You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

4.  You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

5.  Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.


A Chuckle
While shopping for vacation cloths, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years & twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit. I asked my husband's advice.

"What do you think?  I asked.  "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini, he replied.  'You would never get it all in one'.

I have been to many places, but I've  never been in Cahoots.  Apparently you can't go alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito.  I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane.  They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my computer.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt.  Try not to visit there too often.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense.  It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get.

BE HAPPY!  Happy lines are much better than frown lines.  Blessings to all.



Charlotte said...

Thanks for the laughs! Now that I'm a senior, all ring true! :-(

TexWisGirl said...

i like the first set. :)

Ruth Hiebert said...

OK,so now that I am officially a senior,it's not all that bad.

Ginny Hartzler said...

Wonder, wonderful, wonderful!!! And yes, I am appreciating all these advantages of old age! Including the famous Senior discounts! I am not IN DOUBT that this is a fabulous post!!

Terra said...

Thanks for the giggles. I am a senior too.

Mevely317 said...

Thanks for these delightful "giggle-prompts"!
Unfortunately, I can relate all too well with the bathing suit scenario.

Adam said...

funny bikini joke

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Smiles! Thanks.