IT HAS BEEN KNOWN A LONG TIME, LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. TRUST THE FOLLOWING WILL PUT SOME IN YOUR DAY.
I HAVE CONTACTS
A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her.
"Lady, it stipulates here in your license that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.
"Look lady, I don't care who you know, snapped the officer. "you're getting a ticket."
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I Can't Hear You
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.
The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup. The doctor says, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman replies, "Oh, I have not told my family yet. I sit around and listen to the conversations. I have changed my will three times!"
8 comments:
Cute - love the first one - thought it was going to be a dumb blonde joke!
Enjoy your week!
Leann
ha, ha...I like the second one. :)
Thanks for the laughs this morning LV...laughter is soooo good for the soul!
Ha!! Funny! :) That hearing aid one gives me some good ideas for when I get older! Hee Hee!! Let's see...the first time I laughed today was when Jamie came over and said good morning to baby Brenna and she smiled a big smile at him! She smiles for him way more than for me! :) Hope you have a happy day!
Sarah
These are really funny! Thanks for the laugh today, my favorite is the first one.
HAHAHAHA!!!! thanks for that! you're great!!!!!!
Have a nice week!!!
Lorena
Thanks for the smiles this evening. I'm sharing the second one with my Dad, who is hard of hearing.
Love the funnies.
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