Did Noah Fish
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No," replied Johnny." How could he when he just had two worms.
The Lord Is My Shepherd
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23.
She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task, but he just couldn't remember the Psalm 23.
After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous.
When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's is all I need to know."
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter always noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon.
One day, she asked him why. "Well Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon." The daughter asked, "How come He does not answer it?"
(By Eva Hanson - Senior News)