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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

If I Were A SantaTuesdayWith MeMe

Merry Christmas to all my blogging friends. However, the following is especially for the females.(author unknown)
If I were a Santa, you know what I would do, I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you. I would bring you things you have lost, but treasured before.

I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor.  Than restore the old color that once graced your hair, before times and bleaches took residence there.

I would remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin, so you could not spend hours rubbing grease on your skin. You'd never have hot flashes or queer dizzy spells. And, you would not hear noises like ringing of bells.

I would bring back the shape you were gifted. So things now suspended need not be uplifted.  I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back, till you would be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

No sore, aching feet and no corns on your toes.  No searching for your glasses when they are right on your nose.

You would never have a headache, so no pills would you take.  No heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.  Yes, if I were Santa, you would never look stupid.  You would be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

But alas, I am not Santa.  I am simply just me. Even though we have grown older this wish is a sincere



12 comments:

Shira S. said...

Merry Christmas LV :)

Sew Inspired said...

Happy Holiday LV. Looking forward to following your blog in the New Year coming.

Charlotte Huffman said...

I wish you were Santa cause I would love to receive some of those great gifts. Merry Christmas!

TexWisGirl said...

lv, you are beautiful. :) merry christmas.

Jan n Jer said...

I love this...so sweet! You are beautiful inside and out LV. May the peace of Christmas be with you through the year!

Beverly said...

Okay, you have me laughing at this.

Merry Christmas to you and all you hold dear, my sweet friend.♥

Ruth's Photo Blog said...

Sending Christmas Greeting from my house to yours.

Adam said...

Have a wonderful christmas

Katharine Devinney said...

Thanks for your kind comments on my blog. I love this poem. I laughed too.

Curtains in My Tree said...

I want everything Santa mentioned LOL

Happy New Year Meme

Leovi said...

Thank you very much! I wish you a happy holiday!

Annesphamily said...

I know you had a beautiful Christmas holiday! enjoy the new year and keep these wonderful posts coming our way!