YES, I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN
I'm the life of the party, even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening child-proof bottles with a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I cannot hear a thing you are saying.
I'm sure everything I cannot find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that is just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
Quotes and images from the internet.
15 comments:
So funny! And yes, I apply to many of the things on this list!
Hah. I relate to this. Nothing like a grand to force one to remain young.
too cute. :)
Funny and cute! You're a sweety!
xx Beca
I absolutely love the quote about opening the child proof bottles. That's me!!!!! Welcome to the world of snow. When there's only a few inches of it, it can be very pretty. When you ten feet of it all over your yard, it becomes rather miserable. It will be almost summer before we can find our garden. Ah well, chalk it up to more memories to leave behind in our journals.
I love jigsaw puzzles, and do them now on my laptop. I find them to be very relaxing. That pink puzzle would drive me crazy though.
If you're interested, the program is called Puzzle Master. You can make puzzles out of any picture or photo.
Now DIL and I are going to go out on the porch to soak up some fresh air. You have a super day, hugs, Edna B.
Yes,I am fast reaching that age as well,but I really don't like to admit it.
Wonderfully interesting words.
Thanks for today's smiles (we might as well!)
LOL- THOSE are hysterical, LV. I love them. xo Diana
some of those bottles are sealed tighter than pickle jars
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:::giggles::: Lovin' this!!!
Dearest LV,
Funny but oh so true. Can't open such child safe bottles either; they're a pain in the ***
Hugs,
Mariette
Good morning dear LV, I am sorry it is so late visiting you. We have company and it sure cuts into my time to be on the computer. I was up early this morning so I am catching up with my friends.
First your Blue Monday post is great as always. However, today's post gave me a good laugh. AND!!! I can relate.
Our weather is rainy, foggy, and dreary. However, it is in the 60's. No more snow for us. Come on Spring.
Have a wonderful week my dear friend.
Love, Jeanne
Love this! I'm getting there fast! :-)
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