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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Tuesday With MEME

The entire world is in such a terrible state now, we can all use a bit of humor now and then. The following are some cute answers to bible study:

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Fred interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving', he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole!'

A Sunday School teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark? "No, he replied.  How could he with only two worms."

Little Frankie and his family were  having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.  Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.  When Little Frankie received his plate, he started eating right away.

Frankie! Please wait until we say our prayer,' said his mother.

'I don't need to, 'the boy replied.

'Of course you do,'his mother insisted.  We always say a prayer before eating at our  house.'

'That is at our house, Frankie explained.  'But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!'




NanaDiana said...

I am laughing here! Those are too cute!!! Have a wonderful Veterans Day- xo Diana

TexWisGirl said...

loved the 'two worms' one! these are cute!

Ginny Hartzler said...

Good to read some funny things on this day of mourning!! I enjoyed them!

Betsy Banks Adams said...

Oh how cute..... Love all of these. Children say the craziest things, don't they???? Love this!!!

Happy Veteran's Day.

Ruth Hiebert said...

Cute! Humor is good for the soul.

Bethany Carson said...

The last quote is so good. Children think of the most interesting things to say, don't they?

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

My hubby and I both enjoyed these....especially the fishing with only 2 worms! Have a good week my friend! Hugs!

Ann, Chen Jie Xue 陈洁雪 said...

I like this: do't look for a pretty face.

Terra said...

Cute ones, and Noah only had two worms, now that little boy is born to fish.