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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Laughter Tuesday With MeMe


 HAVE YOU SMILED OR LAUGHED TODAY?
 
IT HAS BEEN KNOWN A LONG TIME, LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL.  TRUST THE FOLLOWING WILL PUT SOME IN YOUR DAY.

I HAVE CONTACTS

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.  After looking it over, he said to her. 

"Lady, it stipulates here in your license that you should be wearing glasses."

 "Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.
 
"Look lady, I don't care who you know, snapped the officer.  "you're getting a ticket."

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I Can't Hear You 

An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.

The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup.  The doctor says, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman replies, "Oh, I have not told my family yet.  I sit around and listen to the conversations.  I have changed my will three times!" 




8 comments:

Leann said...

Cute - love the first one - thought it was going to be a dumb blonde joke!

Enjoy your week!
Leann

harleygirl said...

ha, ha...I like the second one. :)

Jan n Jer said...

Thanks for the laughs this morning LV...laughter is soooo good for the soul!

Mrs. Sarah Coller said...

Ha!! Funny! :) That hearing aid one gives me some good ideas for when I get older! Hee Hee!! Let's see...the first time I laughed today was when Jamie came over and said good morning to baby Brenna and she smiled a big smile at him! She smiles for him way more than for me! :) Hope you have a happy day!

Sarah

Ginny said...

These are really funny! Thanks for the laugh today, my favorite is the first one.

My Shabby Chic Home said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! thanks for that! you're great!!!!!!
Have a nice week!!!
Lorena

George said...

Thanks for the smiles this evening. I'm sharing the second one with my Dad, who is hard of hearing.

Susan @ Blackberry Creek said...

Love the funnies.