The aim of education is to teach us how to think, not what to think.
A gossip is a person with a keen sense of rumor.
The mind is a basket -- If you put nothing in, you get nothing out.
What do you have if your dog cannot hear? A hush puppy.
What stays in the corner but travels all over the world? A stamp.
Always thought I wanted to be a banker, but then I lost interest.